i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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