if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
