You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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