is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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