Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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