Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
