Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
false alarm. still invincible.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
