idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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