The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Congratulations! We have a period
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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