You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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