real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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