I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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