How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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