I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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