erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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