This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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