Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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