Whod you bang
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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