Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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