maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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