I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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