HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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