Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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