Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That was an excessively violent trivia night
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
