So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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