I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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