Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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