Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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