Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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