Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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