They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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