I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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