Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
