Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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