I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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