Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
