Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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