She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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