you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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