dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I understand Curling. That high.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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