so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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