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just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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