So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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