I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Your penis caused this!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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