She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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