Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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