i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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