so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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