i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize