Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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