these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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