I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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