4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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