Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i will never coherently bang her
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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