that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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