The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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